Kingdom of Loathing Service Information (NEW RATES!)posted Oct 16th 2009, 1:48AM
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( This journal is for the people who have requested information on my cooking/crafting services that I offer on Kingdom of Loathing. If you do not play, disregard this. Although you really should at least try it for a little while... )
Hello! I am willing to provide basic cooking and boozemaking services for anyone who is interested. If it is within my abilities, I can cook anything you want for 100 meat per turn, and I will craft any brew you want for 200 meat per turn. And if my low prices are not enough, there is a discount program that I have set up!
By trading in certain items that I have listed below, I can subtract a certain amount of meat off of the total.
Extra Cooking Ingredients (These will not be going into the dish, but rather my stash of cooking items)
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Herbs - Save 100 meat
Spices - Save 200 meat
Secret Blend of Spices and Herbs - Save 300 meat
Dry Noodles - Save 700 meat
MSG - Save 1,000 meat!
Other food and all cocktailcrafting items - Save the combined total autosell value
Other Items
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Moxie Weed - Save 100 meat
Giant Moxie Weed - Save 200 meat
Suntan Lotion of Moxiousness - Save 300 meat
Puce, Blue, Off-White Red, or Yellow Polka-Dot Oyster Eggs - Save 400 meat
Handful of Moss - Save 400 meat
Sleaze Wad - Save 600 meat
Spooky Wad - Save 600 meat
Please keep in mind that your total will never go below 0 with discounts. For example, if I cook a single item that requires one turn to make, and you give me a giant moxie weed, your total will still be 0 meat.
Also, to keep my prices reasonably low, you will be required to give me the ingredients. I can't make the item if I don't have what's needed, after all!
Please drop me a message either by chat or by the inbox saying you're interested, and we can discuss what you want made. Deals will be made over trade; you give me the meat and the ingredients you want cooked, and I will send you a collateral item. After I'm done, I will set up another trade, where I will require you to return the collateral in order for your products.
Also, I love donations! Feel free to dump off any items that you do not want; if I'm feeling generous, you might receive something cool in return!
It's cool. I do appreciate the effort; that comes so rarely nowadays. Trust me, I have to sit next to someone on the bus who makes an effort to be as bad about this as he possibly can. Or at least, it seems that way.
And I'm not trying to be rude at all myself; I'm just trying to get my point across, that's all.
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